Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.
"How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don’t even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn’t seem… natural".
"What is this… cuddle, you speak of?"
Fifty Shades of QamuSHa’
i pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america… and to the poorly governed republic for which it stands kind of weakly in general… one nation.. under canada.. above mexico… with liberty.. and justice.. reserved for the few at all times and especially under the unmoral jurisdiction of the police force… amen